Smelling issues... I have 'em. I have to smell everything. I'm not crazy or anything, I don't have any weird fetishes. I just have to smell.
I take off my shoes, I have to smell inside. I take off my socks, I have to smell. I pass gas... you guessed it... I have to smell. It's not that I enjoy the smells. I once passed gas and took a whiff, then took another just to confirm that it really did smell that bad.
My wife cringes when I smell things. She thinks I'm crazy. Maybe I am, I don't know.
Have you ever scratched under your arm and then smelled your hand? I have. I'm not that obvious though. I'll scratch with two fingers and then pretent to itch under my nose... But I'm not really itching my nose, I'm checkin' out the smell. That occasional itch from down under, you guessed it. I'm not proud. I'm not embarrased either.
Here's what's even worse. You know those cannisters of pepper spray? You guessed it, gotta smell it. I only do it once in one sitting though. Usually causes my snot to run and ruins smelling for a bit.
Most people look at the date of milk and go "ummm not today friend". I still have to smell it.
Listen folks I've tried to resist, but it doesn't work. I've walked away from it only to return. Bottom line, if it stinks, I've smelled it.
Like I said, I have issues.
I have issues. Their is no way around it. I can't explain them so why bother. A lot of what you will read here are issues. Some everyday Seinfeld type issues, other actual politics. I hope to not make any of the issues too serious. It's all fun and games until someone starts typing so hard that the "enter" key flys off! Sit back, relax, and take comfort in the fact that there is someone out here more screwed in the head than you are!
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7 comments:
Yes, and thank's I visit your site, make a very good impression.
Emil
ya, whatever he said
I can't believe you would even admit to this, did I fail somewhere!
Smells are perfectly normal mom. I however, am not. And no, you did not fail. I am still not a rampaging maniac on the loose after a murderous rampage, so I would say you did pretty good!
Toe jam, farts, ear wax, morning breath... You gotta smell your own stuff. It's like a way to check your own health or something.
That's what I'm sayin... I mean, if I don't smell it, who will? Certainly not the fella in the cubicle next to me, though I have pushed him out with the smells on occasion...
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