I gotta share this... You might think I have issues... but an entire company? This actually happened to me a couple years ago but I kept the email around for entertainment value. You see... I had cable TV forever, and it was never really very good. It made me feel like I had no choice. A friend of mine has a Satellite TV business. He turned me on to it. I didn't really think I could ever afford it. Well, I did some math and figured out it is actually cheaper. So, after the last straw with the cable company I switched. But I didn't just drop them like that. I actually tried to reconcile, to see if they cared. They didn't. After not having my phone calls returned and my emails returned, I sent them this. I know this is long, but I broke the key board typing it! Since they would never respond to my complaint emails, I figured I would label it something they thought was positive. So, the subject line read "THANK YOU".
Enjoy!
> To whom it may concern:
>
> Thank you for being rude to me when I would call.
>
> Thank you for being rude to me when I would go to your
> East Orlando Office.
>
> Thank you for hiring rude customer service employees
> such as Ms. Ortiz at the East Orlando office.
>
> Thank you for not caring about customer retention.
>
> Thank you for dropping the Sunshine Network.
>
> Thank you for having the attitude "we are your only
> choice".
>
> Thank you for the time spent waiting for your service
> techs to respond to install, or repair service, with
> no explaination of their delay.
>
> Thank you for charging an arm and a leg for redundant
> entertainment packages.
>
> Thank you for having fuzzing channels in the 60s and
> 70s area of the dial.
>
> But thank you most of all for not responding to my
> last email, showing you truly do not care what your
> customers think, or feel.
>
> Without the above mentioned problems, I would have
> never discovered the truly wonderful world of
> satellite TV reception. I haven't sat in front of my
> TV this long since my parents pushed away the black
> and white TV and plugged in the color TV back when I
> was a kid!!!!
>
> Very Sincere,
> Former customer, Michael xxxxxxxxx
> Former Account number xxxxxxx-xx
>
> PS You still owe me money as I had paid in advance for
> your service.
By the way, give them credit. They did give me the money they owed me! I love satellite! So, did I have issues, or did the cable company?
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The cable guy is just like the government... You can't trust him. Get away from cable, it's bad... very very bad. EVIL... Think about this, they try to tell you the dish is bad. But get this... Every cable line that goes into a TV runs to a box of a bunch of cables. And that box runs to more big boxes of cables until it runs to guess what... A big Satellite Dish. Cut out the middle man, put the damn dish on your own house!
This is a work of art. I HATE the cable company and their useless morons in tech support. I so dearly wish cable internet wasn't so damn fast. Otherwise I'd gladly switch.
I'm like the turtles in the commercial... I like it SSSLLLOOOWWW...
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